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timelords-detectives-and-hunters: Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?” me:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:30:13 -0400

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

juliadorable: this is so painfully relatable

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:15 -0400

juliadorable:

this is so painfully relatable

dailytweets:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:00:18 -0400

dailytweets:

monsieurenjlolras: datdiamondtho: “LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:45:15 -0400

monsieurenjlolras:

datdiamondtho:

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

“HI JEWS WE’RE LESBIANS”

blackbruise: I hate the word Islamophobia. It is not a phobia. You are not scared. You are just an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:30:12 -0400

blackbruise:

I hate the word Islamophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

blenderweaselhasopinions: hollowedskin: prokopetz: Trainability in cats is a funny thing. My cats...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:15:12 -0400

blenderweaselhasopinions:

hollowedskin:

prokopetz:

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better. I teach all my dogs the command “show me”. How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is. Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc). But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

captainmarvels: Anne Hathaway(© photographed by Billy Kidd for...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:00:31 -0400

captainmarvels:

Anne Hathaway
(© photographed by Billy Kidd for Glamour USA)

nsfw

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:45:14 -0400

the-final-pam:

pastabot:

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

lebritanyarmor: bloop

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:16:30 -0400

lebritanyarmor:

bloop

lynati: copperbadge: echelon13: @copperbadge Eggs...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:30:10 -0400

lynati:

copperbadge:

echelon13:

@copperbadge

Eggs Bededict!

Done to purfection!

18bit: shut up mom this is who i really am!! just drive me to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:15:38 -0400

18bit:

shut up mom this is who i really am!!

just drive me to hot topic

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:45:25 -0400

theslaysdays: Drew Barrymore in 90′s

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:30:22 -0400

theslaysdays:

Drew Barrymore in 90′s

pastellarts: I am dying TJIWER#)@$(@$*)%JDSF:KJSD:KF

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:15:22 -0400

pastellarts:

I am dying

TJIWER#)@$(@$*)%JDSF:KJSD:KF

bob-belcher:#The queen of shade is back

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:00:26 -0400

bob-belcher:

#The queen of shade is back

fangirlingoverdemigods: 0-memento-mori-0: gluten-free-pussy: be...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:45:21 -0400

fangirlingoverdemigods:

0-memento-mori-0:

gluten-free-pussy:

beachdeath:

Tbh after Sandyhook, that was when I knew the conversation surrounding guns in America was dead. If nothing was done when these babies were murdered, nothing will ever be done

America didn’t. care. when 1st grade Children were massacred. There is nothing in the world that is going to stop guns in the USA. Not a damn thing.

We all know this. And it’s nauseating.

if they were alive today they would be around 12 years old

skysinger-musings: thanks-for-the-scarf: gojiro: Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:30:19 -0400

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

ahjareyn:I’m sorry, but if you think you can only make a sexy...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:15:18 -0400

ahjareyn:

I’m sorry, but if you think you can only make a sexy Hollywood movie by infringing on a woman’s safety and well-being, then you are 900% doing it wrong.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:00:36 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:45:21 -0400